Hello, I'm a Mac and I'm a PC. I can't believe 2007's over. It was a great year though,

huh, buddy? Not really. What do you mean?

I came out with Vista, that didn't work very well.

Some people are downgrading to XP. Meanwhile, you come out with your new operating system,

Leopard, a new iMac, lots of new iPods. Oh the iPhone, I almost forgot the

iPhone. Right. It's a terrible year. But next year, looking forward to the future.

2008 is going to be the year of the PC.

That's a great attitude.

PC, what do you got planned?

What are you doing?

I'm just going to copy everything you did in 2007.

Hello and welcome the Col Gas His New Year's resolutions include living in a van down by a river near you, jumping off cliffs, and trying not to die, and tanning his chest pelts until it reaches a beautiful golden hue buster.

Tiny is here.

Hey, you say what's up to your boy.

I just got a vision of that golden pelts in my mind.

It's glorious.

Yeah.

You know, you need to go for that level 5 tan where your...

Yeah, it's the ultimate level. There are no levels higher. where your

level, you're, uh, yeah, it's the ultimate level. There are no levels higher than that.

Where your nipples, just, you just can't even see them on your torso because it's

the exact same color as your skin.

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