Hello everyone. I'm Steve Jobs. Yes that's right it's me. Chief Executive of

Apple Inc. I've got some big news this year and I want the whole world to hear it. I quit. Yes, that's

right. I'm resigning effective immediately and what's more I'm shutting down all of

Apple.

Now I know this comes as a surprise to some of you, but if you think about it, you'll see,

I really didn't have a choice. I mean, Vista's been performing so well.

You know, they've sold tens of dozens of copies.

It was still clear to me that Leppard was just going to get lost in all that wow.

And then I got my iPod killer.

The Zoom, look at this baby, huh?

Brown.

Now, I'm sure you'd agree that it's time for Apple to waive the white flag and concede defeat to the boys up in Redmond, Washington.

And don't shed tears over the iPhone and all that other junk we talked about.

Just carry those big brains of yours up out of the Mass Carbone Center and go on home.

You're no longer needed.

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I'm your host, Sheriff and Eliza.

Joining me today, his newfound love of bicycling is just a cover for his new real love wearing spandex shorts.

Lander cany is here.

How did you guess?

I bet you look heck of good in those things too.

No, I don't.

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