Hello, I'm a Max. My fellow Americans, I'm a PC. Why so official? Well, some people are giving up on Vista Mac because it doesn't work the way they want it to.

Other people are going back to XP. Really? Downgrading. Yes, but we PCs won't give up.

If your printer isn't compatible with Vista, I say buy a new printer. If Max New Leopard

Operating System has dozens of new features, I say ignore them. Ask not what Vista can do for you. Ask what you can buy for Vista.

Wow, you're really committed to this.

Oh, not really.

I switched back to XP three weeks ago.

So much happier.

Hello! And welcome to the Culcaste Comcast The Best 30 plus I'm in an apple conversation you're

going to hear all week long I'm your host Air Fine Elijah join me today

he's been banned from many London pubs for unprovoked bollocks attacks.

Leander Cania's here.

Well, having been the recipients of one,

I'm surprised to hear you say that.

Also joining us, the first time I saw

his long beard in person,

I thought Zeus himself had descended from on high.

Turns out, it was just Buster, shiny.

Hey, just fat old Buster.

And you were running a toga too, which was odd because you were at the airport.

That was just my, that was just my regular clothes.

Just your normal Italian.

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