Hello, I'm a Mac.

In the left corner, coming in at 80 gigs, hailing from office desktops everywhere,

PC!

Okay, what, what's going on, buddy? Well, your sales are through the roof. I'm showing the people I'm not going down without a fight.

PC this isn't a competition, okay? Some people just want a computer that's simple and intuitive that works the way they do.

Actually, my brother-in-law just got a mat and loves it.

Welcome to the cult cast, man. I'm your host man Airfon Elijah joining me today. He likes

Apple stuff and he lives in the desert which is crazy man because there's like no water in the desert but that's where he lives it's crazy man

Buster is here. Oh, bro, what's up dude?

What's up bro?

Also joining us, he's that bloke that likes to toke, man.

It's the wien, weinder, weinder cany's here man serious gravity hits going on over there. Only the biggest tokes for this look.

All right, all right, juvenile humor aside till the end of the show anyway.

Happy 420 to those that celebrate.

That's why we're doing these ridiculously stupid intros.

For those that miss the joke, we're recording on 420.

It's a big national holiday here in San Francisco.

Oh, I bet it is.

I bet it is. I bet the whole city is covered in the clouds.

Yeah.

Is it really?

Yeah. Are they having like parades and stuff? I think it's just well, you know, no one can get it together to make a parade.

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