What do you think the greatest gift of the holidays is?

Internet? I'd say Internet. Yes, absolutely.

It is, of course, as easy as it's always been.

You get an IMAX 10 minutes out of the box you're on the Internet.

But now, Apple gives you your own personal website you can post your

photographs for all your family to see all over the world and your I movies and now

you're the purveyor of you're the generator of you're the purveyor of, you're the generator of, you're the author of, great stuff.

Isn't it nicer to give than to receive?

Oh, hello! And we'll Hello and welcome to the cult cast the merriest 30 minute apple conversation

you're going to hear all week long. I'm your host, Santa Fe on Clause Liza, and joining me today, a tiny

munchkin of a man, no bigger than a common elf.

Louis Wallace is here.

Yeah great, elves are big, you know.

And they sit on a shelf and watch you.

All seeing elves.

They actually kind of creepy the way you describe them.

Also joining us, he's Santa's little helper and my my does he look good in those cute green tights.

David Piainius here.

Hey listen, I should be wearing red because I've got the white beard to pull off the Santa thing.

Oh, dude, is your beard white?

It's white and I got a belly too so no stuffings necessary. You could

be like the rock and roll Santa Claus. I could. Yeah it's just I mean we talked about this previously it's just in the middle of your chin downwards right it kind of looks like a little goat beard

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