CultCast #203 - Children of the Candycorn
The CultCast
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4.7 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 30 October 2015
⏱️ 49 minutes
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| 0:18.0 | Imagination. It's a lovely thing to have to entertain you on a long and boring day, but when it's dark, very dark, and you are walking a midnight mile through a lonely countryside. Those shadows you see begin to twist and breathe, taking on shapes of all manner of ghoul and monster, and then they |
| 0:26.0 | reach out and grab you. |
| 0:28.3 | Do they? |
| 0:30.0 | Or is it just your imagination? Ohhoo! |
| 0:34.0 | Ohhoo! |
| 0:37.0 | Aoo! |
| 0:38.0 | Oh, oh, oh, oh, and oh, |
| 0:42.0 | and welcome to the cult cast the scariest most frightening apple |
| 0:47.8 | conversation you're going to hear all week long and your host Scarared von Ghost Nysia joining me today. His menacing good looks will |
| 0:57.6 | scare you right at all of your pants. Boop! Sterniny is here! Count Elijah. |
| 1:04.0 | I love to count! |
| 1:05.0 | Ah, ah, ah, ah. |
| 1:07.0 | That's going to be my Halloween costume. |
| 1:09.0 | I should be the count from Sesame Street. |
| 1:11.0 | The count. |
| 1:12.0 | Yeah. I just have to like put a sheet over my |
| 1:14.9 | shoulders and put on some pointy ears. I already got the lap down, perfect. You gotta fix |
| 1:21.1 | that hair though. I don't know if you can tame it. |
| 1:23.4 | Dude, I'll put some Vaseline in it. |
| 1:25.8 | Okay. I'll put some Vaseline in my hair and slick it back. Problem solved. |
| 1:30.9 | I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get all the candy candy and you'll hear me coming through your neighborhood too. |
| 1:34.1 | You'll just hear this in the distance. |
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