Bight magazine recently said it would not be an exaggeration to describe the history of the computing industry for the past decade as a massive effort to keep up with Apple.

And with the launch of Windows 95, it appears that effort continues.

Hello!

And welcome to the co-cast the best 30-plus minute out of conversation you're going to hear all week long.

I'm your host, Arab, Elijah.

Joining me today, his chest hair is so thick and luscious when he goes shirtless his area's fertility rates skyrocket.

You know that I'm talking about Buster Shiny.

Careful what those fertility rates in your area.

Now you just got married.

Oh, thanks.

You don't want to get kids before you want them.

Also joining us, he's a close personal friend of the show, and oddly, he spends a lot of time at Alex E. Heath's house.

Christopher Walken is joining us today.

Oh! Oh! Chris! so good to have you back on the show. Hello, Erfon. Oh, what have you been doing with your

Apple watch? Did you get one? I've been loving my Apple watch.

Yeah.

I like how he whispers it.

And do you get a case for it?

Where do you store it for safe keeping?

Well, you see your grandfather.

Oh!

He stored it in his dairier during the war.

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