Hi, I'm John, and I'm here to tell you about the latest revolution in domestic technology, the

I-Toilet.

When you've done your business, it's converted into a file, which is then emailed to us here at I Toilet HQ.

We've made cleanup fully intuitive, so there's no need to carry toilet paper.

You just download what you need when you need it right from the I Toilet

store. Press print and you're good to go. Thanks for listening.

Hello! Thanks for listening. Hello and welcome to the co-cast the best 30 plus minute apple conversation you're going to hear all week long.

I'm your host, Airfront Eliza.

Joining me today, you might recognize him as this

month's centerfold of Bear Beards magazine. Buster Kain is here.

Hey, very popular publication especially in your neck of the woods.

Leander.

Also joining us.

Well, I just going to give us what we really need. The eye, monocole. Leander Caney is here.

Hey, I have found him, hey busted. That would actually be a pretty cool product, I think.

It's like Google Glass. Right, but for one.

Yeah, exactly.

You just wear it over one eye,

and it comes with a complimentary top hat and long coat.

Isn't the moniker one?

Hipsters in Brooklyn wearing the monocles, fake monocles?

Oh, probably.

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