Hello, I'm a Mac. And I'm a PC.

Hey, PC. Do you know that people in Britain work longer hours than in any other country in Europe?

And they get less holidays. Smashing, isn't it?

What about the other side of life, you know?

Spending time with your family, getting together with friends?

Oh, so you'd have them bunking off home to relax instead, would you?

Making photo albums of each other being unproductive, creating sentimental home movies of newly generated offspring.

Well, that is kind of what I life's all about.

Look, Mac, if you want to survive in the business world, you have to be driven efficient single focused eye of the tiger

claw of the eagle tentacle of the octopus actually never mind the tentacle

don't really need that, maybe for collating documents.

Hello!

And welcome to the cold cast The Best 30-plus minute apple conversation

you're going to hear all week long. I'm your host.

Ara-Fon of House Elijah. My sigil,

the perfectly crafted buttocks of an Olympic swimmer.

Joining me today, Leander of House Keaney,

Hey, yeah, fun. His sigil, of course, the tall mug of ale wearing a white wig.

Buster of House Hine is also joining us.

His sigil, the long beard of his ancestors speckled with the occasional twig and moss.

And of course, Alex of House Heath, his sigil, a fried chicken leg crossed by a long metal probe of unearthly origins. Alexi heath you came up with that on the spot.

No no no I prepared for this. You kidding me?

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