Spexavers have asked me to tell you something important, so I've gone creative and dug out my

old jack-in-the-box. It's about prices and how they jump up when you least expect them.

I said jump up when you least expect them. I said jump up when you least expect them. Oh, that Spexaver's glasses still start from 15 pounds.

Not now, Jack, including standard single vision lenses only. He's going to jump up now isn't he?

Oh well you're better off with spec savers. Oh I knew it. Ask in store for details.

Imagine you, you in a nice comfy seat with your hands behind your head taking in the views instead of taking on the road, maybe even a nap.

That's the bliss of getting where you need to go without worrying about driving.

Book your train journey via avant to westcoast.co. Oveanti West Coast.

Feel good travel. Won't you get with my dial like you're at a triple-A.

Oh, hello.

Come on to the Rock Show.

Come on to the People Show. Come on to the People Show.

Come on to the Premier Show.

Smackdown.

It's the 16th of September 1999, and UK box office audiences are thrilled with

eyes wide shut probably more thrilled than Kubrick who died shortly afterwards

the Venga boys unfortunate cover of We're going to I-Bitha isn't a cover

isn't a reworking it's pretty crap by the way do you know what of you?

Oh Venga boys getting buried at the very beginning. And Soul Caliber is the hit game all the young kids are talking about.

Supposed to be called Soul Edge, but the litigious little British video game person insisted he on the copyright to anything that had the word

edge in it.

Oh!

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