Picture this, static cars, idling engines, angry horns.

Now, picture you, zooming past it all, light and breezy.

Ah, the sweet feeling of whizzing past traffic.

Book your train journey via Avanti westcoast.co. UK.

avante west coast feel good travel. What action going back and forth?

You got an ass like an amphitheatre.

It begins with a you, as with an a as a meal

yourself that.

Monday night raw number one.

Welcome everyone to the Cultaholic Classic Raw Review, we are back in an era half a decade before the advent of attitude,

before the Smackdown Hotel had even got planning permission.

We are in the Turged mid-90s, far removed from Holkomania without a raft, except that one that looks a bit like a bus that's crashed into the beach. And who be we? I be,

fake Geordy radio presenter, your reigning cultaholic heavyweight champion Tom

Campbell. I am with the bear in the big blue bar cage the man who many call the head pen of

coltaholic doesn't need a pencil he gets it right every time it's Justin

Henry from off of America.

You know it's funny in the year that we've done this show

I've kind of noticed that nobody's actually ever called me the head pen.

Really?

I mean I've been acknowledged as, you know, the script writer for Call to Hall,

like I've been acknowledged now.

Oh, he writes for Call to Hall, like, I've been acknowledged now.

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