Welcome everyone to the cultaholic classic raw review. You see whilst the other cultaholic lands are recovering from having their senses hurt in a death match

tournament in Leeds, it was hilarious, more on that in a minute. We are back via the ICAPO-Poweryin in 1993,

where the most hardcore thing going is the smell

that comes off Bastion Bugger after a two-minute squash match.

And who be we? I be fake

Jordi, radio presenter manager of Mickey the Dragon and the rise king of

hardcore. Tell you why in a minute Tom Campbell and I'd be with the Bear

in the big blue bar cage.

The man who on the road to WrestleMania

is being handed several pencils,

he's throwing them on the I-54 because he don't need them,

because he's got a pen and he gets it right every time.

Justin Henry from off of America is there.

I don't even know what state or country, the I-54 is doing...

Neither do I, May.

I-95, is that one?

Don't mean... Yeah, yeah, I think I 95 is one.

Don't make me Google stuff now. I'm tired.

I'm thinking of the M54 in the UK.

It's what I'm thinking of and crossing it with the I 95.

Now you're just mixing stuff that's no good.

I must say, I must say big love to Adam Paciti,

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