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Hello and welcome to the damage report.

It is Monday.

Surprise, I'm not John Ayatarola.

I'm Yasmin Aaliyah Khan filling in for John today.

But joining me, I still have J.R. Jackson, which is very exciting.

How are you, J.R?

I'm pretty good.

It's the best damn day of the week.

I've been talking extremely fast to squeeze enough content in on my stream that I just finished to get over here and talk to you. And since John is playing hooky, I couldn't imagine someone better to come in and holler at once about all these stories today. Well, it's so funny because this show, like I feel like I already talk so much in life in general, but doing this show is like,

it's like my Game of Thrones, you know, it's like, okay, I got to like do like breath work

and vocal exercises before I do this show. I don't know how John does it every day, but.

It's insane. As a matter of fact, should I start watching Game of Thrones? Because it's a show

that I haven't watched like a second of ever in life.

That's a whole conversation that we couldn't possibly get into right now.

And I feel like John and I would probably feel differently about it.

See, now I'm very distracted.

I'm going to say like start it, but don't get excited for the ending. Don't, you know, lower your expectations as it goes as it goes through. So I did hear that.

Yeah. All right, but on that note, we do have a lot of like other non-game of Thrones related things

that we need to talk to talk about. So let's get right into it. I'm sure you can guess what our first story is about.

Let's watch. You saw the best resolve of American law enforcement because you, Mr. President,

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