Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the three questions. I'm your host, Andy Richter. And today I am talking to the very funny comedy writer, Cullen Crawford. He's a writer and comedian, and we've known each other for a long time. He's written for the late show with Stephen Colbert and the Onion News Network. His new show, Strip Law, which is very, very funny, is out next week on Netflix, so check

it out. Here's my conversation with Cullen Crawford.

Colin Crawford, hello.

Hi, Andy.

How are you?

I'm good.

Thank you so much for having.

We've known each other for a long time because we were Twitter pals.

That's true.

And then it became in real life, too, because we have a bunch of mutual friends.

Very true.

Yeah, yeah.

And when I first got to know you on Twitter, were you a comedy, like professional comedy writer at that point? I was probably at the onion at that point. So yes, I see. Professional, but like not in a way that anyone would know who I was. Yeah, yeah. And that was in Chicago, right? That was in Chicago.

Yeah, yeah. Friends on Twitter now, it sounds like, like, yeah, we made friends in the Third Reich.

Yeah, no, well, no, because it's Twitter. It's not, I refuse to call it X and I refuse to be part of it.

Although, I see, I still see, there's still, are you on it anymore? I got off of there. There's still so many people on it because I see, you know, these aggregate Instagram posts of just tweets. Yeah. You know, and it's like, what the fuck are you people doing over there? I mean, look, it's hard to give it up. Like, if you have a, like, I built a following on there, and I just was like, you know what? Me too.

Fuck this.

It's like on the Nazi website. Yeah, yeah. And also too, at the end, and I saw a lot of other people complaining about this, you know, who had pretty substantial a number of followers, like nobody's seeing anything. I'm putting stuff out and I'm getting like where I used to get

I don't know, 300 a number of followers, like nobody's seeing anything. I'm putting stuff out and I'm getting like

where I used to get, I don't know, you know, 300 likes or whatever. It's like four. Literally like,

you know, 2% or 3% of what something was before. Yeah. And then you're getting called a cuck by

those three people who see it. Yeah, yeah people who see it. No, I love that.

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