Zance Pants Radio, Australia's most biased podcast network. Hey everybody and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a second. I'm Jackson Bailey. I'm Zoe B. I'm Cass Page. It's good. It's good to say your name like you're bullying someone. Yeah. Yeah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I'm Jackson Bailey. What are you going to do about it?

You're not Jackson Bailey.

Ha ha ha ha.

That's my name.

What now?

And today we're going to be talking about cucumbers because I was getting a

packet of cucumber pringles just before.

So it's on my mind. How was...

What?

What?

Cucumbas are the driest wet taste I can think of, and I can't imagine putting that in a biscuit.

Yeah, what flavor.

Like, I know what cucumber tastes like, but cucumber also tastes like nothing.

They taste just like cucumber. That's what they taste. I'd hate that. Yeah. And they taste like, well, they taste like cucumber with what I assume is like just MSG, just like basic, like spicy, sweet flavors as well. More flavor. But mostly it's cucumber. Yeah. That's surreal. During lockdown, there's like three Asian grosses near me that I won't stop going to,

to the point where they know me, and it's bad.

It's bad to be known in general, but I hate being known at this place, because I go in,

and the guy looks at me, and it's not just like the look of a server

looking at a customer it's the look of someone who's like he's back I hate it what's this

white boy doing here he's like oh he's back but it doesn't even feel like that it feels like he's

like here's this big weeb back to get his pocket andy and i'm like no i'm just like i don't know

i like the sodas be nice to me i don't know it's it's it's terrible but i love it because they have

so much fun interesting candy and sodas so i i suffer the gazes of uh everybody there just so i

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