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4.5603 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2017

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

The artists formerly known as the Bad Boys of Podcasting were cucked this week, as was a friend of the podcast. Also, a discussion about the weirdness of Adam Devine's face.

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0:00.0

I actually do have like a bad spine apparently.

0:02.5

Same.

0:03.3

Really?

0:03.7

Yeah, I have back issues.

0:04.6

You got a small spine.

0:05.6

It's right.

0:10.6

Programming note, I am drunk.

0:16.2

From last night?

0:17.2

From last night is a, like, I'm still drunk type of thing. What the hell did you do? Because you were wasted last night. I was. I just went to a, literally all I did was I went to a concert with some friends. Who did you see? Lake Street Dive. Oh, that makes sense. They played at, they played at New England Conservatory, which is where they went to school. It's like that school's 150th birthday or whatever.

0:40.3

So they had Lake Street Drive play there, and they played with like an orchestra there,

0:45.1

and they had, it was awesome.

0:49.0

There were strings, there were horns, there was all sorts of cool shit.

0:53.0

But they didn't allow alcohol in there so guess what

0:57.8

we did bad boys brought it in we snuck a bunch of it in and uh yeah so i'm uh playing hurt right now

1:07.6

um let me think i'm trying to think of how to put something yeah. We talked about when it happened to you. I kissed a man yesterday. Oh, that's, I mean, finally. Yes, I know. How did that happen? It was the funniest way it could possibly happen. It was like one of my best friends. It was everyone was going home and everyone was like hugging goodbye, dapping up and everything. And it was like the end of, you know, the S&L kissing family sketches. It was like one of those. It was like, all right, see you later, bro. All right. It was like, it was fucking hilarious. This is kind of bullshit. Now we're not the gayest straight podcast in the world. So that's what I'm

1:44.8

wondering. I didn't even remember it until this morning. He was cracking jokes about it. He was like, I told my boyfriend. He says, I brought shame in this house also he wants to know when you're coming over. Oh, so he's actually gay. Oh, he's gay. Okay. So it wasn't gay. Oh, no, it's more gay.

1:41.9

I feel like it's less gay.

1:43.0

Definitely more gay if it's a gay guy kissing a straight guy.

1:47.1

If, no, if it's, it's more gay. I feel like it's less gay. Definitely more gay if it's a gay guy kissing a straight guy. If, no, if it's two, if it's two straight guys, then it's like, do we have to have a conversation? No, if it's two straight guys, like, ah, fucking jokesters. I don't know. I think it's, I think I'm on the right side here. I think I would be pushing for it to be as gay as possible because that gives me street cred.

2:02.0

But I feel like it's less gay. I don't know. I think it's, I think it's more gay if one of the people in the kiss is actually gay. So wait, let me get straight. So you're saying if a guy kisses a gay guy that it's gay, I don't think so.

2:40.3

Yeah, because I don't know. If a guy kisses, if there's, if there's one gay guy in the mix,

2:44.1

then there's like the possibility that could turn into a gay encounter.

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