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Spiegel and Holmes.

Okay, here we go, sports fans.

Afternoons on the score.

And the Mets have now lost nine games in a row.

In a row?

There somebody's going to get fired bad.

Pick a Leptown than being a Mets fan.

Opening day and here's the first pitch and the season's over.

Second to last in offense in Major League Baseball.

Ahead of only?

Shut up.

Okay.

Who are the Chicago White Sox?

Dead last and Carlos Mendoza. Mindy? I was thinking if you're not busy, maybe I can get my meal today. How about Mendes? Ooh, ever been there? They call him, uh, the Mets fans are calling him Mendoza. Of course. Ah. I see what they did. Yeah, that's good, huh? Those damn Mets fans can't't get anything by them. That's why you get booed in Port St. Lucy. Nobody's supposed to get booed in Port St. Lucy. How about those Mets? Don't start with me in those Mets. Booing one of your kind of prized free agents. Oh, yeah, you went out. You spent big money on Boba Shett. All right, man, this guy sucks. It's his thing. I don't care. Nine games in row. These got you 11. And Porter lifts you out to right center field. It should be deep enough. Taylor is there. Core Armstrong tags. Here comes the throw. Here comes Pro Armstrong and it comes with the ball game.

On a sacrifice fly on the bottom of the 10th for Nico Horner and in the Mets their 11th in second of loss.

I don't know what it's like to get ripped off in a Ponzi scheme, but I'd imagine it'd be like buying Mets season's tickets.

The official adventures of... but I'd imagine it'd be like buying Mets season's tickets.

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