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Roy's Job Fair

Comedy Central

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

A college volleyball coach cuts her ENTIRE TEAM, is that even allowed? Whose job is it to write greeting cards? A Hallmark Executive slides into the CORPORATE SUITE with job opportunities in that field; Can you put a front door on your office cubicle to keep people out of your business? The Honorable Victoria Pratt joins the prestigious two-timer club with a hilarious WORST & FIRST. A former pet hotel employee details how these insanely regal (and expensive) places just MIGHT be SCAMS; @Rod4short weighs in on Rapper T-Pain requesting cartoons play in his VIP strip club booth. James Corden is stepping down from ‘The Late Late Show.’ Replacements? The team debates. Watch 'Roy Wood Jr: Imperfect Messenger' NOW available on iTunes and streaming NOW on Paramount+

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, The Weekly Show, coming out every Thursday.
0:07.5	We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls?
0:14.3	We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go,
0:21.9	but how many of them come out on Thursday?
0:25.1	Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart,
0:26.7	wherever you get your podcast.
0:30.9	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:35.8	Now, Jacqueline, before I read this one,
0:37.8	I don't want you getting all excited and giggling and shit,
0:40.7	because I know how you get.
0:42.4	What?
0:43.3	What?
0:43.3	What's up, Rod?
0:44.3	You're early again.
0:45.0	What's a a a ad in?
0:46.1	I'm just trying to get a promotion.
0:47.4	You back to it.
0:48.9	Now hiring.
0:51.9	James Corden is stepping down from the late, late show on CBS.
0:59.5	Mm-hmm.
1:00.2	Mm-hmm.
1:00.9	There are no decisions yet on who will replace Corden.
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