Cube of War | The Official Podcast

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2026

⏱️ 85 minutes

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WATCH SMUTROT NOW: https://youtu.be/xkYT-mQVxZg Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access (try now with 7 DAYS FREE): go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man-friends gather around to talk about a special cube. This is the Official Podcast. Every Tuesday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 491: Recorded 03/06/26 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: Go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Timestamps: [00:00:00] Intro [00:01:24] The modern internet feels worse [00:10:02] Piracy, Gen Z, and honesty [00:20:04] 007 First Light [00:37:29] Tomb Raider movie comparisons [00:41:25] State of Play [00:42:10] God of War Laufey [01:09:51] Marvel’s Wolverine [01:12:21] Sony exclusivity [01:22:50] Wrap --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon, & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Subreddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://www.instagram.com/00zaya Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://www.instagram.com/00zaya Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:06.4	No, no, no, just can we enjoy the silence for like five fucking seconds?
1:11.4	Again. We're getting older. no, no, just, can we enjoy the silence for like five fucking seconds? Again?
1:13.6	We're getting older.
1:15.4	Every episode is going to have a longer and longer silence as our cognitive abilities slow down.
1:19.8	Eventually every episode, we're going to clap and then forget we were even doing an episode, like a brainwashing spell.
1:25.5	That's your intro.
1:26.2	That would be nice.
1:27.1	Yeah. There you go. That's the whole intro. Let's talk about how scary it is to have not cognitive mental decline. We're getting older. We're only going to die at some point. And even if science advances medicine to prevent us from doing that, boy, do we have some hard years ahead of us? We're no longer youthful, but you out there probably are. Somewhere
1:44.9	in your late teens, early 20s, listening to this show, wanting us to say penis fucking bitch
1:50.4	and other words like that. Neat. Anyway, you guys want to talk about like the internet?
1:58.7	What part of the internet? Well, I,
2:01.3	I kind of want to bring up a general,
2:02.7	like,
2:02.9	feeling topic.
2:04.0	I don't have anything too specific,
2:05.9	but I want to gauge how you guys feel about on this.
2:08.7	Is it just me or is,
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