Cuba w/ Sean Patton | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir

You Be Trippin'

Ari Shaffir

Places & Travel, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.4 • 688 Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2024

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Follow Sean on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/mrseanpatton/?hl=en SPONSORS: -Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/trippin , all lowercase On this episode of You Be Trippin', Sean Patton smokes fake Cuban cigars and blows 30k with his buddies in Cuba. He tells Ari about the bars, old cars, and low crime rate of a place where they have no obesity, topless beaches, and full blown communism. They also discuss his no-luxury resort, his friend losing his passport, and hooking up with the hottest hooker in Cuba. Other topics include: Cuban comedy, Mr. Show, deplaning issues, lying to customs, and Kumail Nanjiani. Viva la revolución! You Be Trippin' Ep. 30 https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir https://www.instagram.com/youbetrippinpod https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:17.7	drink and side and one preselect to collectible while stocks last.
0:21.5	Where you've been and where you're going?
0:24.7	This is our race travel show, yeah.
0:27.5	We're going to talk about travel today.
0:30.2	It's U.B. Trippin, yeah.
0:35.3	Welcome to U.B. Trippin' Everybody.
0:36.7	Welcome to U.B. Trippin, Everybody. Welcome to you be tripping everybody.
0:39.2	It's the only travel podcast that did not abandon Bud Light from Miller Light.
0:43.6	My guest today is, I try to keep them different.
0:46.6	My guest today is Sean Patton, one of my best friends for like a long fucking time.
0:50.5	How long had I known you?
0:51.7	You and I?
0:52.3	Yeah.
0:53.3	How many 12 years. He's got to be at least.
0:55.8	12 more. I moved to New York 12 years ago. I feel like we really started being buddies when you moved here.
1:02.5	Yeah, maybe. Because I knew you in LA, but it was like passing. Yeah, and I was a store guy and you were not.
1:07.1	And then it was like, if you were a a store you just stayed at the store drinking there well i like to say during those years i was a meltdown guy because that was when the meltdown
1:15.4	was still happened meltdown fucking ruled for a while which by the way the other night like two
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