This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio

at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now he's Armstrong and you get it.

A special Memorial Day weekend live from studios.

See, senior.

I don't know about putting these little grills in here that we got because we got no windows, we got no ventilation.

And the briquettes are starting to get white yeah i got a really bad headache but i can only see out of one eye ready to throw the burgers and hot dogs on but uh i think we need ventilation in here

anyway live from this smoky room uh deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and getting communications compound.

And today we are toiling under the title of the show.

Cuba's a head fake. Look out, Greenland.

That's funny. If you prefer, who wants a nice slice of impeach pie?

Oh, geez.

Oh, geez, it's right.

Oh, golly gee.

Oh, I'm telling you the moment the midterms are over.

Ay, aye, aye.

Cuba's a head fake.

Watch out Greenland.

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