CSB338: That Giraffe Is Getting Sloppy Toppy

Castle Super Beast

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🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 190 minutes

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	AHA MINOWSKI.
0:03.0	I WERE.
0:04.0	AGO
0:05.0	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
0:08.0	A Hello.
0:23.6	Hey, buddy. How you doing? Doing all right. You know, just a little tired, but
0:41.9	doing good. I'll start with this. Yeah, let's hear it. That is, those mutton chops are
0:50.7	upsettingly sick on you. They look really good. So I got the chops. I got the mutton chops because of the sub-a-thon and then I walked out of the barber and went and met up with Paige. And my wife was like, hey. Yeah. Yeah. They look really good. I'm being told that the mutton, I'm being told that the chops are here to stay. It's kind of weird how this joke has actually turned out to be a completely flattering. Yeah, I guess it worked out. Perfect shape for your face. It looks dope. Thanks, man. I appreciate it. Yeah. I really appreciate it quite a lot.
1:29.0	You're that, you're that guy now. You're the expression.
1:31.0	Also, hey, don't, don't have as much food getting lost in my face anymore.
1:37.4	That's nice.
1:38.0	Have a nice clean chin. Very nice.
1:41.0	The soup catcher is gone. You got your, yeah. There you go.
1:46.4	That's a funny one.
1:48.2	That being said, when I walked in and to a barber that I got a highly reviewed barber because I don't want to fuck it up, I will like, hey man, I would like some mutton chops.
1:56.7	And he went, really?
1:58.3	Mm-hmm.
1:59.0	Which is an awesome start to that conversation.
2:03.1	And he's like, I've never done that before.
2:05.0	I'm like, cool.
2:07.0	Can you do it like this?
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