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Hello everyone, how is everyone today? That's great, it's super good. Enjoy this podcast, it's a good podcast, you should listen to it. Listen to the whole thing. Sometimes, will he hides a funny meme at the end of the music? That's not true, but you'll find out if it is. Sure. Alright, I'm not one to turn down a new marketing scheme. Yeah, absolutely. Did you know that if...

People hide memes in their products, it's true. If I did I know that if people hide memes in their products, it's true. Yeah, okay, whoa. Hey, so what do you want to talk about? Drugs, let's talk about drugs. Okay, I thought I was thinking about maybe hitting it up with baby nut first as the worst thing that's ever happened ever. But yeah, let's talk about drugs and drug use.

Glad you want to talk about drugs. Okay, how are drugs? I hear drugs are fun. They're okay.

You got to give me more than that. Okay, so... One peach saliva aka my wonderful page was like, Pat, you sleep like shit, we need to get you some drugs. Oh, is that the premise? That was the premise. And she's been asking everybody, how can I get Pat on drugs? Because Pat's sleep is so bad. And I'm like, I appreciate that.

That's cute. It's cute that there needs to be a premise. Oh, yeah. Because Woli is like, I would love to do one drugs right now. Because I know well enough to know that.

Like she that like like that's the type I feel like okay, my guess on this if I had to zoom out is you are you like by having a premise in place. Yeah, then it would get to dodge the fact that

Oh, in Canada, drugs are just but she's just like, okay, what how can we get this good done? Yeah, we just needs to have how are we going to get how we need how is right. And yeah, exactly. So she will find whatever scatter shot reason to get some drugs in your body. Yeah, because it was really funny because we couldn't go one day.

Because I lost my credit card and I'm like, oh crap, I got to call this and it's like Pat, no, we need to go and get those drugs. And I'm like, we need to go. There you go. Exactly. There you go. We need the drugs. Big pusher. And she's like, you need the drugs. Big pusher saliva. Okay. All right. So pretty much what I thought. So I went to the place. And this was my first time in the world.

In the Canadian government, the society, the cannabis, the Quebec. Yes, that's correct. And it was it is the most bizarre store I have ever seen because it's fucking clean. It's but it's not just clean. It's the layout. It's like a hyper pharmacy, the empty room. And then the lead into the so yeah to describe it to those who are not from Canada or don't have one of these stores in your area.

Straight up to big dudes at the front behind the desk with garter security, you know, and they're checking you for ID because you aren't getting in there unless you're 19. It's the men in black front. Yeah, that leads to real. And it's the kind of thing where it's kind of like an airport where there's a big center slab that has the logo and you go in on the left side of the right side.

And then on the other side, the left and right walls are closed in and you would go forward through where the banner is behind you so that you can never see in from the outside. There's no way to do it.

So you go in and it's an extremely long pharmacy counter with like 10 clerks on it. But tenders. What's that? Bud tenders. Oh, Bud tenders. Oh, you're in your element today. No, no, no, no, man.

No, I learned that term. I learned that term from another podcast. And there's, you know, they're wearing like a bartender. Yeah, they're wearing their drug aprons. Yeah, which they look like like a American Safeway apron is green and happy.

And you go, you walk up to them and go, I don't know what I'm doing. And they're like, aha. And like, I need the weakest shit you got. And then they go, here's the weakest shit we got.

And I'm like, what do you got the the vape thing? And I feel like a scumbag. They're like, no, no. And I'm like, no, I would you go that way with it? I was told by people.

Okay. Well, and I'm like, that's also not where you go if you want the weakest thing. I don't know. Okay. And then they're like, well, here's some drops. I'm like, thank you for my drops. I will go now. Okay.

Yep. So everything about that place, I think it's not the first time I was talking about it, but it's more than bizarre. It's it's really interesting because it is designed to specifically combat anyone who is a boomer. Yeah.

And that has bad thoughts and fist shakes about the concept of the shelf that you walk up to and look at, right? It is it is it is a like just architecture alone before you even talk about what's happening inside the place.

Architecture is designed in such a way that if you are a boomer and if you are like all these kids and the drugs these days and you happen to walk by it or walk into it.

Like you are forced to confront the nature with which this is the most professional looking. It's more clean and organized thing you've ever seen. It's more official and clean than the passport office completely. It is the most it is more on point than the DMV.

Are they equivalent we have here? It is. I don't know what we fucking call it. I mean, you know what I mean? Like it is like 100% clean and lined up in such a way where you're looking at pure future.

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