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The Smartest Man in the World
Greg Proops
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2018
⏱️ 93 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, all rise for the national anthem by Aritha Franklin. |
| 0:07.0 | Who Ray Hurrah once again, the smartest men in the world, |
| 0:18.1 | Proofcast takes to the ether. This time from the salubrius confines of the fortress of |
| 0:22.6 | Proofitude located somewhere in Western Hollywood, Ryan's on the comm and Jennifer's here, |
| 0:27.5 | and we're digging ourselves to death on this Sunday afternoon. |
| 0:32.5 | In the land of the free and the home of the brave, Dospodonia, as we say in the United |
| 0:35.9 | States now, in Spaciba for listening to the show. I'm playing Aritha Franklin because, |
| 0:40.0 | as you know, I detest the national anthem, and Fergie of the Black Eyed P.A.s took a |
| 0:44.4 | russian this week for doing the Husky Cabaret version at the NBA All-Star game. The NBA |
| 0:50.0 | players held their laughter back. It wasn't a great version, but as we've discussed, it's |
| 0:55.4 | the worst song in the world. The third verse is talks about the hiling and the slave. |
| 1:00.5 | It's a racist song. It's in the worst key in the world. No one's good at it. I've talked |
| 1:04.8 | about the Bobby McFarron when he was the best one I've ever seen because he went, |
| 1:07.9 | I come alone, I come alone, I come alone, I come alone. Like, what are you singing? I love |
| 1:11.5 | it. He just sang anything. I didn't even care when Rosa and Bar sang it shitty and grabbed |
| 1:15.9 | her dick. I thought that was funny. I hate the song, and I love this song. |
| 1:26.4 | Hell yeah. Black History Month continues ever so fervently and freely, and we're going |
| 1:31.8 | to jump right in. I've been trying to read you about different historical figures here. |
| 1:36.9 | I wanted to read you a thing that we got at Smith-Drobertson Museum in Jackson, Mississippi |
| 1:42.9 | as noted by Bruno Mars. New York, Hollywood, Jackson, Mississippi. If we show up, we're going |
| 1:51.5 | to show up. Six people wrote that song, by the way. Why do you need a committee? That's |
| 1:55.2 | what I'd like to know. Chuck Berry is completely spinning in his grave thinking about six white |
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