Crystals, Croissants and Special Guest Jensen Karp

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2016

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Jensen Karp stops by for a discussion of UFC fights and how much money we would need to let someone pummel us, money and materialism in general, Alison making the mistake of not asking a million questions at a restaurant, how to pronounce croissant, crystals and sage, superstitions, Jensen's new podcast with his mom "the fancy witch" and creepy older dudes. We also hear another excerpt from Jenna's journal and offer advice to young listener trying to get over a confusing, tumultuous relationship. Plus Snack Chat, a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Buddy.

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0:00.0	And now live from Dining Room Studios in Hollywood, California, it's Thursday on the
0:06.4	Allison Rosen as your new best friend show.
0:08.7	Tonight, Allison welcomes a guest, she's a comedian who has tried everything pumpkin
0:12.6	spice this season, top of her list, pumpkin spice cheerios, bottom of her list, pumpkin
0:17.2	spice kifilta fish, it's Jenna Kim Jones.
0:19.9	He's a man who's here to help us answer the question, what does Al know?
0:23.5	So far the list includes computers, turtles, and impersonating a doorbell, it's Alan
0:27.7	Moss.
0:28.7	And he's a writer, gallery owner, and former rapper who knew Kanye West before he was
0:33.4	famous.
0:34.4	Or as Kanye West would say before anyone knew he was famous, it's Jensen Carp.
0:39.2	Chef Jeff is here to taste your salty prunes.
0:41.8	I'm your husband Daniel, saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best
0:45.4	friend, Allison Rosen.
0:47.7	Hello, my little watermelon Jolly Ranchers, it's me Allison.
1:14.1	Welcome to another Thursday show.
1:15.6	I would like to say hello to my guest and welcome to Jensen Carp.
1:18.4	Oh, hello.
1:19.4	Welcome.
1:20.4	I feel I feel already welcome.
1:21.4	Oh, good.
1:22.4	Yeah, part of the gang.
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