Crystal Waters (Singer/Songwriter) - Dance Dance Dance

The SDR Show w/ Ralph Sutton and Aaron Berg

GaS Digital Network

Music, Funny, Sex, Comedy, Porn, Comedy Interviews, Podcast, Music Interviews, Rockstar, Drugs, Pornstar, Rock

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Crystal Waters joins Ralph Sutton and Aaron Berg and they discuss playing Crystal Waters songs in stip clubs, the origin of 100% Pure Love, growing up in New Jersey with a musical family, working at a parole board in '98, not being able to say homeless or gypsy anymore, the In Living Color parody of Gypsy Woman and how Crystal Waters feels about it, craziest thing to happen at a concert, a silly game of guessing if each image is Crystal or Water, Crystal Waters' first concert, first drug and first sexual experience and so much more!

(Air Date: August 30th, 2025)

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0:00.0	Fill her up.
0:02.2	You're listening to the Gas Digital Network.
0:05.9	What is up, my fellow addicts, me and Aaron Berg.
0:09.5	Live in studio, coming to you on your internet.
0:13.7	We got a hell of a show coming up with.
0:15.5	Directly in your ear holes.
0:17.2	Yeah.
0:17.6	It's Crystal Waters.
0:19.5	Maybe the biggest pop singing chick of all time.
0:22.5	As far as dance singing woman, she's a gypsy woman.
0:26.5	Top of the charts for so long when she's going to be live right here, right now.
0:30.9	And we're going to play a game that's going to boggle your fucking mind.
0:34.3	You won't believe I thought of it.
0:36.0	Here it is right now, the Crystal Waters episode of the SDR show. This is the intro to the shit show. Sex, drugs, rock, and roll. This is a hit show. Show me a ditch show. Please, someone box the hole. It's weed, I've been, it's hookers, and blow. It's hard, it's part. You need to know. The SDR show.
0:56.6	Let's go.
0:56.4	All righty. It is the SDR show. I always get a kick out of watching the guest. Watch the intro. Yeah. It's always fun. It is the SDR show. I am Ralph Sutton back with me. Once again, Aaron Berg, and we were talking outside Aaron and I about how I can now start improving myself.
1:28.1	I'm looking, getting. Ralph Sutton back with me once again, Aaron Berg, and we were talking outside Aaron and I about how I can now start improving myself and getting the jacked physique of Mr. I said you start working out. It's over for the single ladies in New York City. Well, the single lady is over 40, I think. But you're also going to have to shave your head and make sense. I don't want to shave my head.
1:28.6	You should.
1:29.9	You look better with no hair.
1:31.2	I don't think that's right at all. I do.
1:31.7	I don't, I disagree.
1:32.5	You only because you have no hair. You want other people to look like you. Of course. Bald is, look. Bald is beautiful. Soft hammer. I think that bold is beautiful
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