Crystal Skulls: Mystical Marvels or Fake Fossils? | 94
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 July 2018
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
There is a series of skulls across the globe that are made of solid quartz and are virtually identical to one another. Some legends say that the unification of the 13 original skulls will save the human race from the certain doom that is Y2K. Wait...that came and went. Anyway, you get the idea. Get the skulls together and they have some sort of mystical power. Others argue they are nothing more than modern-day fakes. Whatever the case, we can all agree they're a terrible basis for a movie (just going to leave that there and move on). Anyway, this week we dive into the history and mystery of the crystal skulls. What is their true origin? Are they evidence of an advanced ancient civilization? Could they contain the shared knowledge of the universe like a existential hard-drive? We go in search of the truth (or at least a good episode). Plus, Joe Peck is back to try his hand at being a Pueblo Spiritual Adviser. John won't let go of a bad joke. And Conspiracy Bot makes punch for everyone...especially Brent. All of that and more on the podcast that already owns numerous Crystal Skulls…filled with vodka and made by Dan Aykroyd – Hysteria 51.
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| 0:00.0 | The following is the fourth hand production. |
| 0:03.0 | This is the world of the Crystal Skulls, |
| 0:07.0 | which are rumored to come from an ancient people |
| 0:09.0 | and possess a portal to ancient energies. |
| 0:12.0 | Crystal Skulls became popular. a portal to ancient energies. |
| 0:13.0 | Crystal skulls became popular with museums and collectors in Europe in the United States in the late 1800s. |
| 0:19.0 | The problem was, since they couldn't be carbon carbon dated and nobody had ever dug one up in a documented archaeological dig. |
| 0:27.0 | Some were skeptical about these so-called ancient objects. |
| 0:31.0 | This week we sipped through the countless stories and claims there are to get to the bottom of crystal |
| 0:35.8 | skulls. |
| 0:37.2 | Are they thousands of years old? |
| 0:39.0 | Do they have magical powers? |
| 0:40.9 | Will 13 of them unite to light our darkest hour or is that the Autobot matrix of leadership? |
| 0:45.4 | We answer those questions and more next on Hysteria 51. |
| 0:49.0 | They say I'm disturbed. |
| 0:51.0 | From city to city an incredible hysterical panic spread. I think we're getting into a weird area here. |
| 0:55.0 | We're getting into a weird area here. |
| 0:57.0 | We use jolly fools are not crazy. |
| 1:00.0 | It's hysteria. |
| 1:01.0 | You can't handle the truth. Strange. This is hysteria. This is Hysteria 51. The truth is out there. It's alive. |
| 1:07.0 | The truth is out there. But you won't find it here. |
| 1:14.0 | They're coming for you. |
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