Crystal Healer Is Also A Vaginal Feeler

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 SCROD MEDIA Betrayal 1:57.771 People Vs. Child Predator And His Dad – WATCH the whole catch 4:57.079 American Werewolf Racist In Poland 16:33.830 Lind Finkle HOF Nominee: Spelling Bees And Shaking Your Groove 21:19.981 Support Distorted View! You’re My Only Hope 25:57.573 Crystal Healer Is Also A Pussy Feeler 27:14.675 The Deadly Delicious Devastation Of A 9/11 Food Platter 31:38.500 That Sexy Quad-Brow Look 37:23.502 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 40:06.223 Have Your Voicemail Played On […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Thursday, September 8th, 2022, coming up on the program today,
0:04.8	Scrod Media Group is out to destroy me!
0:07.6	Plus, a predator catcher talks to a pedophile's father,
0:10.6	Ooh, that perv's in trouble now!
0:12.7	He's got to get grounded!
0:14.1	How does one wind up with four eyebrows?
0:16.7	And the delicious food celebrating 9-11!
0:30.0	I'm falling, and I can't get out!
0:33.1	I'm having tough time, and I'm falling, and I can't get out!
0:38.5	My time!
0:39.3	I'm having a hard day, hard day, hard day!
0:43.9	I'm having a hard day, hard day, hard day!
0:49.8	In the kitchen!
0:51.2	That I have eat, I sprinkle apple pie,
0:53.8	And I take my medicine, I do get high.
0:57.0	I was here to death, but I wasn't afraid to die.
0:59.8	Come on, loosen up!
1:01.3	But she'll help her rise!
1:02.7	Help her rise up with me!
1:03.8	Help!
1:04.6	Help!
1:05.6	Help her rise up with me!
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