Crypto Toilet

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.8 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Kurt and Scotty talk about a toilet that turns human feces into crypto, the 13 most fascinating festivals, a senior citizen that stole a jacket from an art museum, a McDonalds customer that was fined for eating his food at Starbucks and how Walden Pond is being killed by urine!

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0:00.0	It's hard to imagine losing a loved one, a wife, a husband, a child.
0:04.4	For many, it's their biggest fear.
0:06.4	I'm Marissa Jones, host of The Vanished.
0:08.9	A podcast that tells the stories of often overlooked and unsolved missing persons cases,
0:13.6	in an effort to uncover the truth.
0:15.8	Follow The Vanished on Amazon Music, or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:19.6	Uh-oh, pre-roll message from Kurt.
0:22.9	Folks, uh, just reminder, I'm going to be in Chicago this Friday and Saturday,
0:28.2	uh, meaning June 3rd and 4th.
0:30.5	If you're listening to this, the week it comes out.
0:32.7	Uh, so Friday, June 3rd and 4th, I'm at the den in Chicago doing stand-up four shows.
0:37.3	There's still a couple tickets left for some of the shows.
0:40.0	So, uh, get tickets. Come on out.
0:42.0	Come see me. Hang out.
0:43.4	Okay. And now a great bananas.
0:46.5	As you could tell, I'm very excited, Scotty.
0:48.6	I am glad you are because I had this episode in at 3 p.m. today.
0:53.2	So this is the first time in a hundred plus episodes that I am unprepared.
0:58.1	I have stored.
0:58.8	That's awesome. I'm so excited.
1:00.4	I'm so excited.
1:01.6	Yeah, I don't know what they're going to be.
	...

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