Babe, it's Gem.

Just voice-noting you because I'm so busy.

I can't even type right now.

I'm working on that big presentation for my new launch.

I'm making it on Canva Mobile like you suggested.

And it's making everything iconic.

So it's a bit noisy, babe's mards is going off.

Anyways, I'm going to ping the presentation to you now so you can see what I mean.

Got to go, hon.

Thanks for introducing me to Canva.

Love you.

Welcome to the TechBoo right home for Wednesday, March 18th, 2026. I'm Brian McCullough today. At long last, the government has issued guidance to crypto on what is or is not allowed. The blow-up from gamers has caused Jensen to push back, a tale of contrasting IPOs from widely different industries, and is your boss about to ask you to submit expense reports for your token use?

Here's what you miss today in the world of tech.

At long last, the U.S. government has issued guidance on which digital assets are securities,

carving out stable coins, digital collectives, and digital commodities as non-securities.

Quoting Bloomberg. The Securities and Exchange Commission issued a long-awaited token taxonomy on Tuesday,

a key step forward laying out which types of digital assets it deems to be securities.

The guidance carves out payment, stable coins, digital collectibles,

and digital commodities as non-securities. It also clarifies how federal securities law applies

to protocol mining, staking, and crypto airdrops, the SEC said in a memo. Digital securities

or traditional securities that are tokenized are subject to SEC rules and regulations

according to the guidance. The crypto industry has long sought greater clarity on whether particular

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