Casey, how are you?

Well, Kevin, I couldn't help but notice you weren't at the Grindr Press Mixer last night.

I was not. I had a previous commitment, but how was it?

Were you invited?

Yes.

Oh. And you just said queer people's lives aren't important to me?

No, I figured you were going to go. You wouldn't miss that for the world.

And you would, you know, give me the rundown.

Well, I went, and I learned some exciting things on the horizon for the Grindr Corporation.

Such as?

Well, the big idea over there is they're like, we don't just want to be for hooking up anymore.

They're like, we will always be for hooking up. But, you know, if you're queer and you're traveling around, we want you to open up Grindr and just be like, here is the coolest club in the city. And here is the most

interesting thing that's happening right now. And here is maybe somebody who lives 50 miles away,

but might actually be your future husband. And I just want to say, I don't think any of those

things are going to happen. Have you ever met a gay man?

These are not the questions they're asking where they're opening Grindr.

But you know what?

You got to have a dream.

And this is why I love tech industry, Kevin.

You have to have dreams.

Wait, so are they trying to branch out beyond queer people?

Or they are just trying to expand the menu of options available to queer people. First of all, I love that you are trying to make straight people on Grindr a thing.

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