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Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Crypto, Cabernet & Confusion

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

News, Music, Society & Culture, Music History, Comedy, Entertainment News

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

From NFTs to Roth IRAs, join us as we admit we’re all just nodding along pretending to get it.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.5

Guaranteed Human.

0:05.7

Get your hands together.

0:07.2

We're going to start to party.

0:09.3

I'm ready to party.

0:11.0

The Elvis Duran after party.

0:13.2

Party.

0:15.5

Party on my legline.

0:20.4

Give me an A, an D, and a Y. His name's Andy. Woo! Don't know why. Oh, that's good. Yay! I wish I had pom-poms. That would have fun. I could have seen you as a cheerleader. No, no, no, no, no. I am uncoordinated. Yeah. We don't have to be, well, I guess you're kind of coordinated to be a true. I watch you grab things with that big ass hand and everything just gets broken. I would be able to probably hoist people. I get very nervous when Andrew Pets dogs. Oh, please keep talking. Have you ever seen him go in when he's like, oh my God, it's so cute. And then sometimes he squeezes a little too hard. I'm like, hey, hey, get off. On hand the dog.

0:58.3

Britney Spears style? Yeah. I have cut. He does. It's a real thing. Why does it come out on poor

1:03.5

defenseless animals? Because they're so cute. See?

1:06.6

Wow. That if there's a dog that's too little I'm like, oh no,

1:11.2

put it down,

1:11.6

put it down.

1:13.1

Whatever. Like this with children too or just animals? Some babies, I'm like, you're so cute. Oh, my God. Like my god, children, I'm always like, ugh. I'm going to let you hold my kids. Yeah. Oh, wait.

1:25.8

What?

1:26.5

Wait, I was going to say, is this something that you want to tell us about?

1:29.8

No, yeah.

1:30.3

Now this has become. never let you hold my kids. Yeah. Oh, wait. What? Wait, I was going to say, is this something that you want to tell us about?

1:29.8

No, yeah.

1:30.3

Now this has become fictional.

1:32.3

I have, I have a kid.

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