CRYPTIDS (with Steve Berg & Ryan Marker and Graham Skipper)
Screen Drafts
Clay Keller
4.7 • 556 Ratings
🗓️ 16 September 2025
⏱️ 174 minutes
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Summary
Actor and podcaster Steve Berg (Hi, Strangeness) is back at the Draft Table with his old friend Ryan Marker (the Co-Commish) to rank the 7 best films made about Bigfoot, yetis, mermaids, and the like! Joining the hunt as guest co-commissioner is Screen Drafts Legend Graham Skipper.
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| 0:00.0 | Thank you. Welcome to Screen Drafts, the podcast where experts and enthusiasts competitively collaborate |
| 0:40.6 | in the creation of screen-centric best of lists. I'm Draft Commissioner Clay Keller here |
| 0:46.8 | with me, as always, in situations when Ryan is not the co-commissioner, but also not always |
| 0:53.6 | just sometimes. I forgot I had a co-commissioner, but I got there in the end. Graham Skippers here. Hi, everybody. Hello, Clay. Woo. Man, I just went sledding straight into my usual patter, and a big old boulder showed up. I've got a guest co-commish it's screen drafts legend graham skipper you uh yeah |
| 1:13.3 | you sure do you know but i i got i got to i got to say clay i'm nervous because uh i'm filling in |
| 1:21.2 | ryan shoes ryan's got some big feet hmm it's got some oh christ almighty ryan's got some big graham i-hmm. It's got some, oh, Christ almighty. |
| 1:27.8 | Ryan's got some big feet. |
| 1:30.3 | Graham, I thought you were to say that you're a little bit worried because you shaved your beard and you're concerned that your head's going to float away. |
| 1:38.4 | Man, my blood. |
| 1:39.6 | The shaving of the beard was an accident. |
| 1:41.6 | I bought a new electric razor and I set it to the wrong setting, and just straight down the middle. |
| 1:49.4 | And, well, you know, it's nice. |
| 1:51.0 | Get a little sun on the skin for the first time in like 10 years. |
| 1:55.7 | You know, not too bad. |
| 1:57.4 | Not too bad. |
| 1:58.2 | I did, though. |
| 1:58.7 | You look great, Graham. |
| 1:59.6 | Well, thank you. |
| 2:00.5 | Thank you. Graham, your face looks great on you. I appreciate it. not too bad not too bad i did though look great graham well thank you thank you graham your |
| 2:02.0 | face looks great on you yeah i appreciate that um i uh i will say i was very excited to step in |
| 2:08.7 | today um and to celebrate i went and uh i treated my own big feet i got a pedicure today clay |
| 2:15.3 | i got a pedicure wow somebody's having a got a pedicure. Wow. Somebody's having a me day. I am having a me day. It was great. |
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