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Hello, Cincinnati and the Internet. I'm your husband, host Travis McRoy. And I'm your wife, host Theresa McElroy. And you're listening to...

How? Pause for a while. Well, only one of us had to pause for a pause, it seems.

One last speaker. You're listening to and-or-watching shmanners. It's extraordinary etiquette. For ordinary occasions, hold on my dove. I'd ask how you're doing, but I'd assume you're doing pretty good right now. I'm in a lot more of this show later, you could have buttered me up more, audience. You'll just get enough that they wanted to give you just a little taste. Make sure when I come out later, y'all lose it.

I just want a point to, for Halloween, I dressed as Lazlo from what we do in the shadows. Thank you. I appropriately was not yet. Yes, correct. And I've decided I am bringing back lace frock to sleeves. I love it. It's my new thing. Embrace it. Get on board the wave now, folks.

Don't be the last one on your block with lace sleeves. Oh, am I talking to watch about myself? A little bit. Okay. So, what are we talking about today? Well, first I would like to acknowledge that the last time y'all had a show in this house,

Dottie was only one month old, so I did not participate. No, it's weird that we were so lazy during the last two and a half years. Why didn't we come back to this theater? I don't know. So weird.

But it is very, it's, you know, it feels like I haven't been here in a very long time. Yeah, I'm glad to be back. Yeah.

We went to dragon con this year and hold on, grip it and rip it.

And we had such a fantastic show talking about dragon etiquette that I really wanted to continue this and we're going to talk about cryptids today.

Oh, you guys have heard about this. Um, I can't see you because it's dark out there and I don't want to turn on the lights, but just for the identification of everyone around you, raise your hand if you have a tattoo of a cryptid.

Oh, you know what a sound thing would have been better. Cheer if you have a tattoo of a cryptid.

Yes, I have a Loch Ness Monster tattoo on my flank. If that ribs, that's ribs, right?

I don't want to think about it. It's not on my hip. Oh, now I've said it. Oh, no.

No, I have the Loch Ness Monster tattoo that's the like blurry shadowy one that was later debunked.

Sorry. No, it's all right. I just, I define my whole life by it. I got it on my skin. It's fine.

No, I got it because I had a, it's got a share of your name Nessie growing up and when she passed, I, yeah, I know.

I have a sensitive heart. Don't tell anyone.

Uh, well, so we would be remiss if we didn't speak of the big one. Bigfoot himself.

Oh, what you're not. I just don't think that's the biggest one.

You don't think so. I mean, he has big in his name. Technically speaking, the tallest.

Taller than Nessie. All right, but Nessie's a dragon.

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