Cry If You Need To, Steven Cheah | The Yak 1-24-22

The Yak

Barstool Sports

Comedy

4.9 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, yak listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.
0:05.3	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:08.7	I love that little house drawing.
0:29.4	It makes me think like white picket fence.
0:32.7	You got your house.
0:33.9	White neighborhood.
0:34.9	Maybe you got it.
0:35.9	Whoa.
0:36.9	You got a nice little dog that you let Roman in the yard and then one day you get
0:45.5	eaten by a coyote.
0:46.5	The one day your wife leaves the door open and the dog runs out in a traffic and gets
0:54.7	smashed by a fucking car and dies.
0:57.2	Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
1:04.0	no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's not
1:10.0	out…
1:11.0	He's trying not to come.
1:12.0	See the carcass just laying there and, and your wife is like, I can't believe I left
1:16.1	a door open and then she takes out a shotgun and shoots herself in the face.
1:18.9	Stop!
1:19.9	Shit. Oh no. No. No. No. I'm not so breaking the fucking thing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1:34.0	I played that clip 30 times yesterday right in Steve's face.
1:38.0	Honestly, it kind of cheering me up like right after it happened because like, you're right.
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