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The Luke and Pete Show

Crutches, Coconuts and Cats on Ketamine

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2021

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

On today’s show, Luke and Pete discuss the injuries they accrued over the weekend, with potholes, ketamine and day-old pizza involved…it’s been a tough one. 


We’ve also got plenty of time for monster truck drag racing, sandy sandwiches and some fan mail from an incredibly enthusiastic parrot. Your standard dose of nonsense… and then some.


This week we want to know...what's the biggest item your dad owns? Get in touch via email at [email protected] or on social media at @lukeandpeteshow!



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0:00.0

Ah, pockets. Amazing, aren't they? I wonder what's in your pocket right now.

0:04.3

I'll be the tissue. Yes. Picture of the family.

0:07.3

Ah, how about a lottery ticket with six magic numbers?

0:11.2

No, don't worry. It's still time.

0:13.6

This Saturday, it could be you. Lotto from the National Lottery.

0:17.2

Play now. Rules of procedures apply. There must be 18 over.

0:23.6

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0:28.6

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0:32.5

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0:37.1

But you don't have to be a superhero to do it.

0:39.4

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0:42.4

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0:46.7

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0:51.6

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0:55.6

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0:59.3

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1:05.0

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1:08.7

They're looking for people who have good communication skills, can listen, build rapport,

1:13.2

empathetic, resilient and a team player. Working in the prison service is a unique opportunity

1:18.6

and a unique environment like no other, where you help to protect the public and make a positive

1:23.6

impact all with a supportive and encouraging team behind you, an excellent training and support.

1:29.3

If this sounds like you, just search prison jobs.

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