Blowies for jazz tickets. I mean, that's a stretch. It's not like you're a court side for the Lakers.

I mean, blowies to sit next to Jack Nicholson. Maybe a little more plausible. But, court side at the jazz.

I don't have to get that.

Hi. I'm feeling very silly today. I don't know why. Um, but welcome back. Welcome me. Welcome you. Welcome everyone to everyone's business.

But mine with me, Cara Berry, Housewives edition. As I told you guys last week, I am going to be pretty Lucy Goosey because we have three housewives going on at the same damn time.

And, you know, week to week, who's to say, uh, which franchise is going to be blessing us more than the other.

We're just going to have to take it one, one weave at a time or whatever. Um, I'm going to start off with Salt Lake City.

I had a different episode for you guys. I had a guest plan. So I'll play like a little bit. I think this might be it.

But we're going to be totally fine. You're just going to have me. It's just going to be us two. It's okay. We're cool. Let's talk about it.

So I didn't take notes for Salt Lake City. I'm just going straight off the dome because I felt like it was kind of the least important. And we got other things.

We had bigger fish to fry down the line. Um, so just like things that grabbed me.

Um, we're still in Arizona. And the big crux really was like whether or not Whitney was going to be telling Lisa,

the rumors that had been going around about her, busting it wide open to get Vita on the shelves. Right.

Um, first she tries to get Meredith to do it. But Meredith is like, hmm, not my cart, not my race. I, you can do it. Whitney, I'm good on that.

And here's what I'm picking up is that obviously we can't break the fourth wall. And what I think Whitney is frustrated by is,

because last week I was annoyed with her because I'm like, okay, why is it that she feels like Lisa needs to know everything that is being said about her.

Um, in the interest of fairness, but what I think is going on is that Whitney, even though she's heard these rumors about Lisa herself,

she did not say them on camera. Meredith did. And I think Whitney feels like people keep bringing me these bones on camera.

And I'm tired of being the one who's mentioning it all. So like, I don't want to do it. Can somebody else do it. But she decides to do it herself.

So we get to this garbage trash or pajama girls and gays white party. I don't know what's going on. But I, she decided to tell Lisa.

Lisa's reaction is like, what? What?

Here's what is how I feel about Lisa, which is entirely unfair to her, is that there are some housewives where I just like,

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