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The Kevin Clancy Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2021

⏱️ 140 minutes

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Summary

KFC chronicles his long history of sleepwalking/sleeptalking. It all started back when he was a freshman in college and got mugged. It's been downhill ever since with multiple incidents of sleepwalking/talking that have hurt him in numerable ways. Sam Morril (46:30) stops by to continue the Kevin Clancy Spite Tour to discuss old school Sportscenter, why Giants fans have it better than any other NFL fans, crushing comedy specials on Youtube, why the best comedians still bomb, and shitting his pants in 2nd grade.

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0:00.0	Hey barstool listeners, you can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.
0:05.0	Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music.
0:08.0	Let's go!
0:09.5	You boys got a tan!
0:10.8	What's up you muts?
0:12.0	Welcome to another episode of the Kevin Clancy show.
0:14.7	I'm looking tan!
0:15.9	This is the first tan I've had in like two years.
0:18.0	Nobody had a tan last year because of COVID.
0:20.0	At least I didn't.
0:20.8	And in the year before that, I just like didn't go out at all during the summer.
0:24.6	The kids were like a nightmare.
0:26.0	They weren't like at the fun level of like going to the pool and stuff like that.
0:29.5	Nah, your boys got a tan.
0:31.6	I'm back!
0:32.5	I'm fat.
0:33.6	But I'm back.
0:35.6	Fat though.
0:37.6	You know what are the worst feelings for a guy, a skinny fat guy?
0:43.6	Is when you can't wear a t-shirt anymore.
0:45.6	That's one of those pinpoint moments of like, you're old and fat.
0:49.6	There are certain moments in your life subtle things that let you know you've crossed a bridge and there's no going back.
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