Crust Is Gutters, Undercarriage Is Grundle (Ben Schwartz, Ryan Gaul, Gil Ozeri)

Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast

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Comedy

4.8 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2026

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

We’re back for 2026, because at Comedy Bang! Bang! — we won’t quit. Comedian Ben Schwartz returns for his annual tradition of being on the first CBB episode of the year. He joins the 40 timer’s club, discusses not receiving Scott’s texts and sings the theme for the 2026 plug bag remixes. Then, first-time guest Chave Portnoy shares his entrepreneurial ideas in a grouchy yet laid back way. And Dr. Sweetchat the Small Talk Robot is back with many new modes!

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0:00.0	Comedy bang bang,
0:02.0	comedy bang bang,
0:05.0	comedy bang bang,
0:06.0	comedy bang,
0:07.0	comedy bang,
0:08.0	comedy bang,
0:09.0	comedy bang,
0:10.0	comedy bang,
0:11.0	comedy bang,
0:12.0	comedy bang,
0:13.0	comedy bang,
0:14.0	comedy bang,
0:15.0	comedy bang
0:17.0	comedy bang,
0:18.0	comedy bang,
0:19.0	comedy bang,
0:20.0	comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy, bang, why she bang mine, come he be bang bang, bye
0:22.6	Come back, come he back, come he back my.
0:25.6	Aww, bang into your mouth, you know you want to bang, bang, bang into your mouth, you know you want to,
0:33.6	Everybody wants to listen to Scott. Everybody wants a... Ah!
0:41.5	Rock Lobster!
0:48.5	All right, let me do this.
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