Crush (With Special Guest Juliet Landau) | 96

The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2024

⏱️ 145 minutes

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Rewatchers!!! We celebrate Drusilla's arrival back in Sunnyvale in the best possible way – by chatting with director, actor, ballerina, PODCAST CO-HOST, and absolute icon Juliet Landau! We love her from eyeballs to entrails, y'all! With the drama of last week resetting back into the status quo, Buffy FINALLY realizes that Spike LOVES her, and decides that she is firmly Anti-Blondie-Bear! She not-so-delicately breaks the bad news, and sets Spike on a mission to prove just how much Buffy means to him!

Rewatch, listen & laugh as we figure out Buffy's Tinder search settings, Alaina breaks out her Cricut to spread the good news, and we hear about the incredible way that Juliet tested out the character of Drusilla - and MAN, to be a fly on THAT wall.

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0:00.0	Join Wundery Plus in Apple Podcasts or The Wundery App to listen to the Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:19.7	You pie-eating slut pirate?
0:22.1	Idiotic sharp blossom?
0:24.6	Or an ugly-cock tool bag?
0:27.0	Pomp a sphincter monster.
0:29.7	An elitist nut socket.
0:31.6	It was a green swearly shimmer.
0:33.7	You little crap-nats.
0:35.3	She called her a slut-y duck waffle.
0:37.9	She called her a butter-faced slut jockey.
0:40.3	Haven't you gotten that orange VHS tape?
0:44.0	And you would smell the toxic use from the burning plastic?
0:49.0	Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, it is true that everything's better with better.
0:52.9	Crazy-ass teenage witches, just burning fucking spooky sands.
0:58.6	Spooky sand.
0:59.8	We were talking about fucking, a fucking arsonist.
1:03.4	When you do the WOW, do you do like a crazy thing with your bottom jaw?
1:07.1	As I do.
1:08.1	That was incredible.
1:14.0	the only thing not incredible was finding out that you don't do the woo
1:18.0	Oh yeah, and you don't do the crazy thing with your bottom jaw
1:21.0	I don't do the crazy thing with my bottom jaw. I don't do it. I'm sorry.
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