Blood Ties | 95

The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2024

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

When Buffy spills the beans about our little Dawn-key, the Scoobs have some serious problems adjusting to the news – or not broadcasting the news in public like they work at HIPPA Violation Memorial Hospital. Dawn sets her focus on continuing the tradition on awful Buffy’s birthday by B-and-Eing into the Magic Box and finding out about her true identity!

Rewatch, listen & laugh as we talk about Glory and Ben the Negative Nine Year Old Intern’s complicated relationship, Ash and Alaina launch a new segment, and Mikie has an existential crisis.

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0:00.0	Hey Prime members, you can listen to the Re-Watcher Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and
0:06.1	add-free on Amazon Music. Download the app today.
0:09.2	Previously on, the re-watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:17.0	Small Dick Energy, like a Kukunut mailmanman a platinum baby flying squirrel bitch don't touch his
0:26.1	T zone with those nasty ass hands it's a compliment sandwich but it's missing one piece
0:30.3	of bread he'll your try. Try some of you.
0:33.0	Jennifer Aniston loves it.
0:34.8	You brought a fucking Uzi to like a thumbwar fight.
0:40.0	Wow.
0:41.0	What do you do with that jawline?
0:42.1	What do you do? You jawline? What do you do?
0:42.6	You rule the fucking world.
0:44.4	Yeah, like go for it, larp away.
0:46.7	She's so upset and I'm like, that's a turtle neck.
0:48.8	I know why that's there.
0:50.2	And like a-ol-L-L-Ncent messenger.
0:51.9	Oh yeah, I had him.
0:53.0	When you join somewhere and they say jump, you tell them,
0:56.6	fuck off.
0:57.8	Yeah, he's just a little bitch.
0:59.0	Needs to be safe.
1:00.0	He's just a little bitch.
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