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Voicemail Dump Truck

Giant Bomb

Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Comedy Fiction

4.7611 Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

The Dump Truck is filled with cases of lollipops and suckers, grill explosions, interesting word choices from the youth, and more! Call into the Dump Truck at (707)EXIT-FLU

Transcript

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0:00.0

That's right, that's right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the voicemail dumbtruck that you've that scratches that itch that you've been trying to get at for so long.

0:25.9

You're reduced to trying to use coat hangers and all kinds of weird, long, pointy objects.

0:31.9

Because that's what it takes.

0:33.1

That's how you scratch that itch.

0:35.0

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your dump truck on this beautifully balmy Thursday, May 23rd,

0:42.7

2024.

0:45.5

We are fast approaching summer game fest brought to you by Jeff Keely, but presented to you

0:52.9

by Giant Bomb.com.

0:54.6

Make sure you do yourself a favor and go to Ticketmaster.

0:57.5

It's a ticket selling website and search giant bomb in the search field.

1:01.7

Then you're going to want to go ahead and purchase your ticket for Giant Bomb at night live.

1:07.1

We accept all human currencies.

1:09.2

Yes, and fluids.

1:27.6

Oh, no. At the Belmont in downtown Los Angeles. This is Los Angeles, the one in California. Bellweather. He said Belmont, that's wrong. I said the Belmont. You've done that a bunch. I've heard you say Bellevue. No, for real? Yeah, that's where I go. No one's corrected me. Well, I just didn't.

1:28.4

You're busy.

1:26.1

Grub did good. It's the bell weather. Yeah, yeah, I know. We know. Why am I? Why? Look, you're getting older, it's fine. Right. And honestly, I do think about the Belmont family quite frequently. So when you say, I'm like, that's nice. So that's the horsey race, the Belmont Steaks.

1:26.7

Right?

1:44.4

It's a family of vampire killers, but agree to disagree. Is it? I thought

1:49.0

that was Van Helsings. No, this is a real. This is real. That's, that's a work. This is a shoot.

1:54.8

Yeah. Understood. There's a theater near where I live called the Wellmont, which I always like, I frequent.

2:02.7

No, it is.

2:03.7

It's in Montclair, New Jersey.

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