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Off Air with Jane & Fi

Cruising down the M5 with a parrot and the X-Factor (with Petula Clark)

Off Air with Jane & Fi

The Times

News, Chat, Entertainment, Society & Culture, Relationships, Women, Community, Unknown, Times Radio, Jane Garvey, Entertainment News, Fi Glover, News Commentary, Conversation, The Times

4.7884 Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Public service announcement: Guinea pigs breed faster than you can say 'Pets At Home'. For more top tips, keep listening... Jane and Fi chat urinating in basins and buckets, hula-hooping, gassing it down the M5 to an X-factor audition.


Plus, singer and actress Petula Clark discusses her book 'Is That You, Petula?: An Autobiography'.

You can listen to our 'I've got the house to myself' playlist here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2MkG0A4kkX74TJuVKUPAuJ


We've announced our next book club pick! 'Just Kids' is by Patti Smith.

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Podcast Producer: Eve Salusbury

Executive Producer: Rosie Cutler


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0:00.0

Let's start the podcast. Right. How are you?

0:12.7

Hello. Good morning. Because it is morning as we speak. I am all right. Thank you. How are you?

0:18.8

Yes. I'm slightly overcaffeinated and underslept.

0:24.5

So I just had one of those really, really weird nights, Jane. We went out for a very lovely

0:29.2

early dinner with some family, my lovely cousin and her husband. And we just had, do you ever have

0:35.4

those evenings where you're just out of nowhere, just have such a good chat about about stuff but it left quite a lot of stuff in my head to kind of think about

0:42.3

so i've found myself having one of those nights where i know i must have slept but i kind of wake up

0:49.3

thinking i haven't how are you you've got an awful lot more on your place at the moment.

1:08.9

No, I'm finding, it's interesting you say that, I'm finding I fall into a very, very deep sleep at about 10, 25, and then I wake up at 3 and I can get back to sleep, but I do get back to sleep.

1:11.2

So I'm getting sleep, but it's of a slightly fragmented nature. But as long as you can bank those first kind of five hours-ish,

1:16.6

yes, I agree with you. And that kind of works, doesn't it? It does. And also that stops the

1:21.1

terrible panic of I, I'm not going to be able to squeeze enough hours in.

1:28.8

So you're right.

1:35.0

I would much, much rather wake up at three and be a little bit disturbed than not be able to get to sleep until three.

1:39.1

Yeah.

1:39.5

We're very close to a railway station here.

1:41.8

And I'm, in fact, we're opposite a railway station.

1:44.8

And I think there is a train, but it can't be a passenger service that goes down the line at

1:51.3

about three in the morning. But maybe I'm imagining it. I don't know. It's not a 24-hour rail

1:57.1

service here. So it must be something. Yeah, that's very interesting. So in London, I used to live very, very close to a railway line,

2:05.1

and the nuclear waste train goes through when the lines are deserted,

2:10.7

because it is carrying waste.

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