Fabulous evening passengers, this is Corby, your cruise director, checking in on our first night on the voyage to Bermuda.

This is a special trip for me not only because Bermuda is one of my favorite places, who doesn't love those shorts,

but also because this is the last voyage for

our crew before a routine maintenance hiatus.

I've come to love this ship and everyone on it, and I hope over the course of this week,

you'll come to love it too.

Brought to your usual, Corby, don't tell the paying customers, but this might be the only bottle of Shabli that hasn't been open for five months.

Honestly, Dakota, I don't know why we keep you employed.

Every ship needs a cantanker's gay bartender, Corby.

It's like a rule.

So, are you waiting for someone?

Maybe.

Knew it.

Oh, head of HR. Why is she calling? Maybe. I knew it. Oh, head of HR.

Why is she calling?

Marisol, so nice to hear from you.

Hello, Corby. I'll get right to it.

We've been watching you, and you've done a great job aboard the Beatrice.

Oh, well, thank you. That means so much to me.

You.

I know that it's a slog sometimes, organizing the 80s parties and walking the blue hairs through the rules of shuffleboard.

But that trip for cat lovers you came up with already booked for next year and the year after that.

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