Live with seafaring news, I'm Terry Storm.

I'm here with Corby and Captain Carl, the Queen Beatrice Cruise director, and our ship's

captain, on the eve of a groundbreaking event.

Tomorrow, the Queen Bee will be hosting a marathon on the ship.

Captain, has this ever been done before?

Uh, not to my knowledge.

And not sure all that pounding is structurally sound for an ocean liner.

What Carl means to say is that it's perfectly safe.

So, uh, give us a sense of what it's like to run 26.2 miles aboard a cruise ship, Captain.

Well, it's, uh, 200 laps around the track.

In Desert Storm, I was captured by the enemy and spent four days in a dark cave with no external stimulation.

This sounds worse.

Thank you for your candidness, Captain.

Be sure to tune in to Seafaring News tomorrow for your marathon coverage.

All right, let's cut. That's... Oh, gee.

You made me look like an idiot on television car.

Everyone looks like an idiot on television.

You're still mad that I contacted your daughter behind your back, aren't you?

She has nothing to do with this.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a ship to sail.

Good luck with your race.

We will have good luck.

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