4.2 • 918 Ratings
🗓️ 15 November 2024
⏱️ 15 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is your Captain Carl and your first mate, Jeffrey. |
0:11.1 | We pulled into New York Harbor. |
0:13.2 | From all of us at the Queen Beatrice, we hope you have a wonderful journey. |
0:18.6 | I certainly didn't have a wonderful journey. |
0:22.3 | Uh, Captain. |
0:23.2 | Are all women impossible, Jeff? |
0:25.5 | We're just our cruise director. |
0:27.3 | Captain. Corby didn't have to break up with me because I wouldn't get all mushy. |
0:30.7 | Woman needs to calm down. What's this about me having to get off the ship while it's being cleaned? |
0:35.5 | What am I to do for three days? |
0:37.9 | I hate this city. |
0:39.2 | Captain, the PA is still on. |
0:41.5 | You got to... |
0:42.3 | Why didn't you tell me? |
0:44.6 | Sorry, Captain. |
0:46.7 | Oh, will you look at that? |
0:47.8 | You've got to go polish some brass. |
0:50.5 | Bye. |
0:52.6 | Carl, Carl, Carl, if you insist on bitching about our breakup... Bye. Carl speaking. |
0:55.0 | Carl, if you insist on bitching about our breakup, next time don't do it in front of 5,000 guests. |
1:00.8 | I didn't mean to do it like that. |
1:03.1 | No wonder your daughter's abortions ship, but pretends you don't exist. |
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