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🗓️ 28 December 2025
⏱️ 78 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Now we're going to get into some cruise ship conspiracies. |
| 0:04.0 | Guys. |
| 0:05.0 | Oh my god, when I saw this email, I was like, I need to talk about this and there's a lot of rabbit holes involved. |
| 0:13.0 | Okay, so the email said, |
| 0:20.0 | Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is. |
| 0:22.0 | We're still here edition. |
| 0:24.1 | The world didn't end. |
| 0:25.6 | Oh, was it supposed to? |
| 0:29.0 | Oh, the comet, the asteroid. |
| 0:30.6 | It was supposed to end on December 15th, babe. |
| 0:32.4 | And look at us. |
| 0:33.0 | We're here on December 30th and we're still kicking. |
| 0:35.2 | Speaking of our world ending ending guys, you might notice |
| 0:38.3 | there's a big change today. This is really, really sad. Chris is not here. He has the flu. It is really |
| 0:44.0 | bad. We feel so bad for him. It has been lasting a while, which we'll get to in a second. There |
| 0:48.2 | has been illnesses flying throughout this room. Is this what happens when we get old? |
| 0:51.4 | Everybody just gets sick constantly because I was sick forever. You got sick. Spencer will get into his whole saga. I literally had an old person sickness. Literally, when you told me what you had, I was like, oh, the only person I know that ever had that was 85. We'll get into that in a second. But you know who's never sick? Mr. King and Queen of Keto. Because they drink brown sludge every day. They were just drinking before this. I did feel a little something coming on the other day. Within 15 minutes, it was gone. Whoa. I also think that was allergies, but... Don't be little my immune system and my ability to overcome sickness. I will give a tip. I was talking to my mom |
| 1:28.5 | the other day. I was in her room and she was getting ready and she put vapor up on the bottom of |
| 1:34.3 | her feet before she put socks on. And she says, Sandy, I think this is why I don't ever get sick |
| 1:39.3 | because I put vapor up on my feet. And I will say, you're welcome, guys. Okay, you're welcome. |
| 1:43.7 | Sandy's mom is a testament to things like this working because she is still out there doing like insane work all the time for fun. Yeah, she mows a lot. I mean, she's got like an acre lot, you know, so she's like mowing the lawn. She's, you know, cutting her branches. She doesn't make her kids do that? Well, I tell her, like, Mom, if you're going to do that, like, let us know. We'll do it. She goes, Sandy, I've got to keep my body going. |
| 2:03.0 | Like, you know, I need to do something. |
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