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This is Steve Allen's A Little Bit Extra, leading Britain's conversation.

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Morning, everybody. Welcome along to your free podcast for today, Friday, November the 4th,

which means Saturday is bonfire night. That's the time that, do you know, and they've done,

I don't think I've had a day this week where they've not done a story about pets are affected by fireworks.

We've been having them since the days of

you know, Kublai Khan and yet all of a sudden now they go two-thirds of pets are affected by them.

And it's a, but still people are selling them. All the supermarkets are selling them.

Everybody's selling them except Tesco, who aren't selling the coconut bounty.

Okay, they've had that taken out of the tin, so I suggest you go elsewhere.

Because if you like the coconut, you're not going to find them in there, are you, in the celebration box?

The England Wags, for that read, a bunch of bimboes, who turn up, for some reason, I don't know I've ever seen them clothed.

I think they only exist in bikinis and stuff like that.

And there on this billion-pound cruise liner,

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