Cruise Chaos Sends Aunt Joanne Spiraling
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2026
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
A woman panics when she’s told her cruise room for a family wedding is gone, and the only option is a completely different trip.
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| 0:36.0 | The Elvis Duran phone tap. So Danielle plays two roles in this production. Yes. It's your phone tap. Danielle, what do you have? All right. Becky emailed said my aunt's son is getting married and the whole family is going on a cruise to celebrate. So I want you to call my Aunt Joanne. Tell her that her room on the cruise is the only one that's no longer available. She is going to go crazy. Aunt Joanne's going to be very upset. She's not going to be happy. Now, who's phone tapping Aunt Joanne? Becky, her aunt, I guess her aunt. Nice. Yeah. Okay, let's listen in to today's phone tap. Hello. Hi. Yes, hi, I'm looking for Joanne Weimer, please. |
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| 1:13.0 | Yeah, hi, this is Lisa from Michael's office. |
| 1:15.0 | Okay. |
| 1:16.2 | Yes. |
| 1:16.8 | We're having some problems. |
| 1:19.4 | There's construction going on in that room when you're supposed to be leaving for your |
| 1:23.7 | cruise. |
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