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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2016

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Live from the NerdMelt Showroom in Los Angeles, Greg sizes up sexism, Simone Manuel and Saddle Ranch.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, great proofs.

0:16.0

Right here, I want to give this box a round of applause.

0:18.0

We'll take the eith here for the celebrity,

0:20.0

his confines of Hollywood's very most enchanting comedy

0:24.0

confolation, the NerdNote showroom located right here in NerdNote

0:28.0

on the sunset, an exciting Hollywood in the liquor store district right near a...

0:34.0

there's a little wine store, a couple doors down.

0:36.0

That's always very nice. I've never been in, but I walk by and people really look like they're having a good time.

0:40.0

And if there's one thing I like to be, it's a voyeur on other people's good time.

0:44.0

So welcome to this show. If you're listening out there in Proopcast,

0:48.0

this is your chance to press your nose up against the oral glass.

0:50.0

And watch us all in here in this tiny showroom, which by the way now has air conditioning.

0:54.0

And festive, yeah.

0:56.0

And as I've described before, what appear to be emergency lights from the 1930s,

1:02.0

submarine movie, the kind that have little cages around them,

1:06.0

they're captive lights and they have filaments in them.

1:10.0

So like when you get hit by the first depth charger, whatever,

1:14.0

and Clark Abel goes, boys, everybody hang tight.

1:16.0

And then he looks like the Jerry's mean business.

1:20.0

That's when the background noise goes,

1:23.0

and the emergency lights come on, and that's what lights were under here tonight.

1:28.0

We are totally jack-rining this place.

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